If you know me, you know that spongebob is 3/4 of my overall being. To be honest spongebob is probably the greatest show to ever grace television. So in honor of sponge, I decided to list (in no particular order) the best spongebob episodes of all time. If you think I left one out, lemme know. ALL HAIL LORD SPONGE!
10. Graveyard Shift
By far one of the best episodes ever created. I remember watching this when i was younger and losing it when they reveal the name of the menacing "STASH RINGING, FLASH SINGING, BASH PINGING, HASH SLINGING SLASHER".
By far one of the best episodes ever created. I remember watching this when i was younger and losing it when they reveal the name of the menacing "STASH RINGING, FLASH SINGING, BASH PINGING, HASH SLINGING SLASHER".
9. MuscleBob Buffpants
Anchor arms, need i say more? Seeing spongebob bench stuffed animals in the beginning is top 5 funniest things ever on television.
Best Line- Spongebob- "who were you expecting, Tiny Tim?"
Anchor arms, need i say more? Seeing spongebob bench stuffed animals in the beginning is top 5 funniest things ever on television.
Best Line- Spongebob- "who were you expecting, Tiny Tim?"
8. I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
"HIIII KEVIN". This is just one of those episodes that is so weird that you cant forget it. 85% sure sea cucumbers aren't real but Kevin the Sea cucumber is one of the best ideas ever.
"HIIII KEVIN". This is just one of those episodes that is so weird that you cant forget it. 85% sure sea cucumbers aren't real but Kevin the Sea cucumber is one of the best ideas ever.
7. Not Normal
When spongebob becomes round and starts saying like two phrases all day I cry. Legitimate tears. This episode is so great on so many levels. Love the irony. If you don't know what happens, Squidward tells spongebob to be more normal, and gives him an instructional video on how to be one of those miserable people that sit in cubicles all day. The rest is just hilarious.
Best Line- Spongebob- "Let's do something normal, like window shop"
When spongebob becomes round and starts saying like two phrases all day I cry. Legitimate tears. This episode is so great on so many levels. Love the irony. If you don't know what happens, Squidward tells spongebob to be more normal, and gives him an instructional video on how to be one of those miserable people that sit in cubicles all day. The rest is just hilarious.
Best Line- Spongebob- "Let's do something normal, like window shop"
6. Rock Bottom
There isn't a singly bad thing about this entire episode. Pure gold. We all know a place in real life that's as shitty as Rock Bottom. The bus ticket line is a direct parallel to the DMV in Fall River. Scary how accurate it is. DMV booth people pretty much talk the same way.
There isn't a singly bad thing about this entire episode. Pure gold. We all know a place in real life that's as shitty as Rock Bottom. The bus ticket line is a direct parallel to the DMV in Fall River. Scary how accurate it is. DMV booth people pretty much talk the same way.
5. Dying for Pie
GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT. I say that once a day, if you don't at least think of that line once a day you're not living right. Also who buys a pie from an old sailor? Come on squidward, you're better than that.
GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT. I say that once a day, if you don't at least think of that line once a day you're not living right. Also who buys a pie from an old sailor? Come on squidward, you're better than that.
4. Survival of the Idiots
If there is one episode everyone on the planet knows its this one. Honestly never gets old. Props to whoever came up with the names "Pinhead Larry" and "Dirty Dan".
Best Line- Spongebob casually throwing in pig-latin before entering the tree dome.
If there is one episode everyone on the planet knows its this one. Honestly never gets old. Props to whoever came up with the names "Pinhead Larry" and "Dirty Dan".
Best Line- Spongebob casually throwing in pig-latin before entering the tree dome.
3. Frankendoodle
Do i even need to write anything about this? Possibly the best episode of all time. Don't know who voices frankendoodle but he deserves an Oscar, Academy Award or whatever award they give out to actors. Just brilliant.
Do i even need to write anything about this? Possibly the best episode of all time. Don't know who voices frankendoodle but he deserves an Oscar, Academy Award or whatever award they give out to actors. Just brilliant.
2. Club Spongebob
This episode is CLASSIC. If you weren't quoting this episode for weeks after it aired when you were 12 than you didn't have a childhood. LOOOLOOLOOLOO
This episode is CLASSIC. If you weren't quoting this episode for weeks after it aired when you were 12 than you didn't have a childhood. LOOOLOOLOOLOO
1. Band Geeks
If I'm gonna be honest, Band Geeks is not only the greatest spongebob episode ever, but possibly one of the best episodes of anything ever of all time ever. If that makes sense. Yes, i still have Sweet Victory on my phone. Yes, i still listen to it once a month. Patrick on the drums is one of the funniest images ever. It almost feels right leaving this as the number one. Kinda feel like i should just walk off into the distance while Sweet Victory plays and shit explodes. TAKE IT AWAY SPONGEBOB
If I'm gonna be honest, Band Geeks is not only the greatest spongebob episode ever, but possibly one of the best episodes of anything ever of all time ever. If that makes sense. Yes, i still have Sweet Victory on my phone. Yes, i still listen to it once a month. Patrick on the drums is one of the funniest images ever. It almost feels right leaving this as the number one. Kinda feel like i should just walk off into the distance while Sweet Victory plays and shit explodes. TAKE IT AWAY SPONGEBOB
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Living like Larry
Chocolate with Nuts
Just One Bite
If i forgot any, or whatever, let me know!
LONG LIVE SPONGEBOB
Living like Larry
Chocolate with Nuts
Just One Bite
If i forgot any, or whatever, let me know!
LONG LIVE SPONGEBOB