With all the talk about Ray Rice and his Floyd Mayweather-esque knockout of his fiancé, I figured I’d chime in with how I feel about the entire situation. First and foremost, there are probably three reasons to ever hit a girl.
Reason Number One: Some psychopathic girl has decided to rob you and has put a gun and/or knife up to your face.
Reason Number Two: Some psychopathic girl has decided to endanger a large group of people with a gun or bomb or some shit and you have the ability to sneak up behind her and pull some Liam Neeson shit to disarm her.
Reason number three: The girl is (somehow) a lot stronger than you (perhaps she is a Ukranian Female Wrestler) and is literally trying to beat the living shit out of you for some odd reason.
Reason Number One: Some psychopathic girl has decided to rob you and has put a gun and/or knife up to your face.
Reason Number Two: Some psychopathic girl has decided to endanger a large group of people with a gun or bomb or some shit and you have the ability to sneak up behind her and pull some Liam Neeson shit to disarm her.
Reason number three: The girl is (somehow) a lot stronger than you (perhaps she is a Ukranian Female Wrestler) and is literally trying to beat the living shit out of you for some odd reason.
One thing to notice about those three situations is that all of them, at the core, have nothing to do with being a girl and instead are situations when you are in critical danger of losing your life. Otherwise, there is LEGITIMATELY no reason to ever throw a haymaker at a girl, especially if you are a roided up NFL running back that outweighs her 3:1.
So let’s delve into the entire situation. Ray Rice, who is 5’8 inches tall and weighs 206, is attacked by his fiancé (who looks to be no more than 135 pounds) in an elevator shaft while they are at some hotel or whatever. A few moments later, Ray Rice is seen on camera dragging her unconscious body out of the elevator into the hallway, calling for help. So here is what I think about the whole situation.
1.) Girls are absolutely outrageous human beings. Do I believe that Ray Rice’s girlfriend attacked him inside of the elevator? Absolutely. In fact I bet it was about something stupid like leaving the toilet seat up or whatever. But that’s just how girls are, and as a guy Ray, you gotta know that it’s only a matter of time before they go bezerk, and when they do you just gotta let them cool down for a few minutes.
2.) Ray rice weighs 205 pounds, pure muscle, which is absolutely massive for a small dude.
3.) Ray Rice’s fiancé is a woman, and thus physically weaker than a man. (Fact)
4.) Throwing a superman punch at your wife is not a great way to cool her down.
Taking these four points into account, in this situation there is absolutely no reason for Ray Rice to sucker punch his wife. If I am Ray Rice, I simply stick my arms out and grab her until she calms down, since Hey, it’s Ray Rice and this would probably work on a strong male nevermind a tiny female. So is it wrong that Ray Rice knocked his wife out? Absolutely, no excuse for it what-so-ever, and if you are one of the growing number of people saying that he was right in knocking his fiancé out I am worried about you. Ray Rice is a massive human being, and can restrain me, my uncle, and probably my dad all at once without throwing a punch. With that being said- DUDE she’s a girl, chill out and stick your arms out or something. Literally anything but UFC her in the middle of an elevator ride.
People have been going banana’s over this whole thing, and rightfully so because it is a huge deal. Certainly bigger than what the NFL and the media make it out to be. Hitting a girl is not cool (unless the above situations are intact) and not only makes you look bad, but the league you represent- one that is always under fire for being too violent. So Ray Rice, I hope you are sincere in your apology, and I hope you learn that next time your wife flips out (which will happen) you know how to handle it without taking out the boxing gloves.
So let’s delve into the entire situation. Ray Rice, who is 5’8 inches tall and weighs 206, is attacked by his fiancé (who looks to be no more than 135 pounds) in an elevator shaft while they are at some hotel or whatever. A few moments later, Ray Rice is seen on camera dragging her unconscious body out of the elevator into the hallway, calling for help. So here is what I think about the whole situation.
1.) Girls are absolutely outrageous human beings. Do I believe that Ray Rice’s girlfriend attacked him inside of the elevator? Absolutely. In fact I bet it was about something stupid like leaving the toilet seat up or whatever. But that’s just how girls are, and as a guy Ray, you gotta know that it’s only a matter of time before they go bezerk, and when they do you just gotta let them cool down for a few minutes.
2.) Ray rice weighs 205 pounds, pure muscle, which is absolutely massive for a small dude.
3.) Ray Rice’s fiancé is a woman, and thus physically weaker than a man. (Fact)
4.) Throwing a superman punch at your wife is not a great way to cool her down.
Taking these four points into account, in this situation there is absolutely no reason for Ray Rice to sucker punch his wife. If I am Ray Rice, I simply stick my arms out and grab her until she calms down, since Hey, it’s Ray Rice and this would probably work on a strong male nevermind a tiny female. So is it wrong that Ray Rice knocked his wife out? Absolutely, no excuse for it what-so-ever, and if you are one of the growing number of people saying that he was right in knocking his fiancé out I am worried about you. Ray Rice is a massive human being, and can restrain me, my uncle, and probably my dad all at once without throwing a punch. With that being said- DUDE she’s a girl, chill out and stick your arms out or something. Literally anything but UFC her in the middle of an elevator ride.
People have been going banana’s over this whole thing, and rightfully so because it is a huge deal. Certainly bigger than what the NFL and the media make it out to be. Hitting a girl is not cool (unless the above situations are intact) and not only makes you look bad, but the league you represent- one that is always under fire for being too violent. So Ray Rice, I hope you are sincere in your apology, and I hope you learn that next time your wife flips out (which will happen) you know how to handle it without taking out the boxing gloves.